Reproduced from the book "Best Musicians, Singers, Albums and Entertainment Personalities of the 19th, 20th and 21st Centuries", Volume V of World Who's Who in Jazz, Cabaret, Music and Entertainment. Pages: 2657

ENTERTAINING FACES OUTSIDE ENTERTAINMENT MAINSTREAM.                                                                                                 YES CONTESSA! THESE FACES ARE SO ENTERTAINING!

You don’t have to be a diva or a Rock star to be entertaining. If you have an unusual face or if you are known for unusual temperament, ipso facto you qualify. Entertaining faces of politicians and headliners: The way I see them.

  Photos from L to R: 1-Joe Liberman. 2-Denis Kucinich. 3-John Kerry. 4-Al Sharpton. Courtesy of the World Jewish News Agency.

 Photos from L to R: 1-Jay Leno. 2-Michael Moore.

 Joe Liberman: A wholesale distributor of rare books in Amsterdam. Currently visiting his vintage radio sets repair shops in Madagascar. (Honestly, I love this man!)

Dennis Kucinich: Very active mortician in Chichiwawa.

David Letterman: Owner of rabbits farm in Venezuela. Lost his job, because he could only count to 10.

Alan Colmes:  A Ph.D. in Irish literature working as a tour guide in Malta.

George Tenet: Retired sweet potatoes salesman in Chile.

Sean Hannity: Chief referee in Hulk-mania wrestling main event. Soon to star in “El Santo, king of Mexico wrestling”, opposite Laura Ingraham and Rodney Dangerfield (I know he is dead but he is coming back.)

Bill O’Reilly: A citizen of the Czech Republic working as a general inspector of screwed trains in south of France.

Jay Leno: A bodyguard in an after-hour Lithuanian joint in Coney Island.

Geraldo Rivera: Prop master on the set of a Bollywood mini series, aired only in Bora Bora and Shangri-La.

Ann Coulter: Eyelashes sales rep. working part-time as floor manager at Liberace museum.

John Kerry: Sales rep. of detergent and Palmolive touring tribesmen in Ethiopia.

Pat Buchanan: Psychic in Guatemala.The very first 20,000 questions are free. After that, he pays you 2 cents for each additional question.

Barbara Walters: Mother superior who became umbrellas sales rep. in Tahiti.

Kathie Couric: Senior speech writer for the deaf in Zimbabwe.

Al Gore: Vice president of a bankrupt long distance cellular phones company in Armenia. Currently serving as the president of world organization of sick weathermen. Allegedly, hates Pat Boone for stealing Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti.” Richard is now the assistant vice president of Al Gore’s Armenian company operating from Walla Walla café bar in Singapore.

Al Sharpton: Activist serving the rights of oppressed women in Zulu tribes and the league of Idi Amin’s former mistresses.

General Wesley K. Clark. Still, the chief of a pest control company in South Florida.

Donald Rumsfeld: Professor of “Blackjack” and night vision gambling at the University of Khartoum.

Robert Novak:  Full time real estate agent in the North Pole. He just sold 50,000 tons of ice to the Eskimos.

Oprah Winfrey: Now she is on the front and back covers of her magazine. Trying hard to find a way to publish a magazine with three covers.