About Muhammad Ali: "He's phony, using his blackness to get his way." Joe Frazier.   

About Joe Frazier: "Joe Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wildlife." Muhammad Ali. About Elton John: "His writing is limited to songs for dead blondes." Keith Richards.

About Keith Richards: "I'm glad I've given up drugs and alcohol. It would be awful to be like Keith Richards. He's pathetic. It's like a monkey with arthritis, trying to go on stage and look young. I have great respect for the Stones but they would have been better if they had thrown Keith out 15 years ago." Elton John. 

Lady Astor talking to Winston Churchill:" If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee." And Churchill replied: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

About Warren Beatty: "He's the type of man who will end up dying in his own arms." Mamie Van Doren .

"The only reason he had a child is so that he can meet babysitters."David Letterman.

"You're so vain. You probably think this song is about you."Carly Simon (About Warren Beatty).

About Clint Eastwood running for mayor of Carmel: "What makes him think a middle-aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" Ronald Reagan. 

About Marlon Brando: "Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of wet toilet paper." Rex Reed.

John Montague talking to  John Wilkes: "You will either die on the gallows or of a loathsome disease." Wilkes replied: "That depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."  

Oscar Wilde talking to Sarah Bernhardt: " Do you mind if I smoke?" Bernhardt replied: "I don't care if you burn." Frederic Leighton talking to James McNeill Whistler: "My dear Whistler, you leave your pictures in such a sketchy, unfinished state. Why don't you ever finish them?" Whistler replied: "My dear Leighton, why do you ever begin yours?"

About President Bill Clinton: "Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience is pretty much confined to having had breakfast once at the International House of Pancakes." Pat Buchanan.

"I'm just sick and tired of presidents who jog. Remember, if Bill Clinton wins, we're going to have another four years of his white thighs flapping in the wind." Arianna Huffington.

"When I was president, I said I was a Ford, not a Lincoln. Well what we have now is a convertible Dodge." Gerald Ford.

"President Clinton apparently gets so much action that every couple of weeks they have to spray WD-40 on his zipper." David Letterman.

About Prince: "Bambi with testosterone." Owen Gleiberman.

"He looks like a dwarf who's been dipped in a bucket of pubic hair."  Boy George.  

About Keith Richards: "Even the deaf would be traumatized by prolonged exposure to the most hideous croak in Western culture. Richards's voice is simply horrible." Nick Coleman.